We have spared no effort today and went on a search for the best Tweets of the day for you! The result is a gallery of fun! Enjoy!
If you don't exercise your muscles, they turn to fat. If you don't exercise your wit, it dulls. If you don't pay attention to your friends and family, you grow apart. Everything good in life needs attention and appreciation, or you lose it.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) May 19, 2021
Now that I'm vaccinated I'm up for any social activity as long as it starts at six, ends by seven, involves food and doesn't require real pants.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 19, 2021
if you take the wrong one and keep sneezing, you’re gonna have a whole other problem pic.twitter.com/if7CdHSWrV
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) May 19, 2021
hate when i type some normal shit like “i’m walking the dog” and my phone is like “did you mean: i’m🚶♂️the 🐶?” no i did not mean that because i am not the zodiac killer.
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) May 19, 2021
The teens are going to discover “Blue (Da Ba Dee) at any moment and we all need to prepare for that emotional terror
— Elvis Costello Hate Account (@iconicvines) May 19, 2021
so i told my parents we were making a video for extra credit but what they actually read was my first acceptance into optometry school pic.twitter.com/zjTbcWnuXn
— gurjiv, (@jeeeverz) May 19, 2021
i once worked with someone who told customers “sorry, it’s my first day!” any time they messed up. for 2 years straight
— makayla (@makaylathinks) May 19, 2021
very cool of them to end the mask requirements just in time for pollen to rawdog my immune system
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) May 19, 2021
Playing around in calculator app. Some of these numbers are huge
— josh 'Letterman' (oldfriend99) (@oldfriend99) May 18, 2021
fuck breakups have you ever been really excited to tell someone something and they just say “cool”
— iris ᵕ̈ (@widowsmisery) May 18, 2021