Oh yes, don’t we love the smell of Friday in the morning? Or evening for that matter. But honestly, is there anything sweeter in a world of capitalism and labor exploitation? Of course not, except maybe the idea of unlimited access to the health system, fair payment or equal rights. But who are we kidding, just because 98% of the people suffer from the existing conditions there’s no reason to revolt. So let’s stick to the remaining scant joys of the day: the ten best Tweets. Have fun!
anybody who’s managed to get to the end of the pandemic without buying a dog, getting engaged or having a baby should receive £1000 each for this great feat of resistance
— flamin nora (@katierpacker) May 20, 2021
I’m not going to dinner with people who eat well done steak no more. Y’all be shaking the whole fucking table tryna cut a hockey puck 😒
— MS. MODERNA, GWORL (@LocdWithNessa) May 19, 2021
Y’all. If you are moved by someone, by someone’s work, by their friendship, anything — TELL THEM. You don’t know how much they might need that ounce of encouragement, to feel noticed, to feel like their efforts are worthwhile.
— Victoria Wright (@veekster) May 19, 2021
I love how 95% of the solutions for preventing anxiety are «work less and don’t be poor» when you really look at it.
— Rory McCarthy – ADHD Autistic OCD (@roryreckons) May 19, 2021
None of you guys have ever been outside https://t.co/TipN5oTuCM
— G. L. Di Vittorio (@ginadivittorio) May 19, 2021
In 2015, my baby brother passed away at age 10 from a heart condition called hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. Six years later, I’ve just submitted my Masters dissertation researching the genetic causes of the same condition. I hope you’d be proud of me, Max ❤️ pic.twitter.com/NIfrKMXX9D
— Molly Schiller (@Molly_Schiller_) May 19, 2021
I want a teenager to play a 30 year old in a movie just to mix it up
— mac kahey (@MacDoesIt) May 20, 2021
Fiancé just got promoted I’m officially a house husband yall. Clap for me please 😌😌😌🥳🥳🥳
— Charles (@chukroxx) May 19, 2021
i’ll never not be awed at the modern miracle of HIV treatment. in one generation, it went from a death sentence to a disease you CANNOT pass on (even through unprotected sex) if your viral load is undetectable. to me, that is a feat near-equivalent to the discovery of antibiotics
— hani (@voteforhani) May 20, 2021
the best barking sensor you can get pic.twitter.com/Lyz8uyW0nY
— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) May 19, 2021