Today we have put together another colorful gallery of Twitter humor for you. Funny 6-year-olds, sleep without stress, bras, everything is included. Enjoy!
6-year-old: How many cookies can I have?
6: Cookies like to be in pairs.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 22, 2021
me, age 8: huh, the continents look like they’d fit together like a puzzle
me (learning about Pangea): holy fucking shit
— cass city (@HeavenlyGrandpa) May 22, 2021
THE SLEEP WITH NO ACADEMIC STRESS HITS DIFFERENTLY >>>
— Aliyah (@justaloogobi) May 21, 2021
So turns out I texted my therapist last night pic.twitter.com/sTUleftz9a
— Mu Qing’s Eyeroll (trademark) (@Batsfunhouse) May 21, 2021
bras in a-c cup: these have been crafted in lace by our finest silk worms
bras in dd+ cup: we have recommissioned these old army parachuted
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) May 21, 2021
they have doxed the 24/7 lofi beats to study to girl https://t.co/KNEijKKkxz
— Zebulun (@Zebuluniite) May 22, 2021
what if f scott fitzgerald came back up to earth and said “it’s pronounced jatsby” and left
— anja (@internetanja) May 22, 2021
Too much focus on favorite colors. I want to know peoples LEAST favorite color. The color they hate.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 22, 2021
If you really a bad bitch you can mix silver and gold together
— Batty Ting (@VenusAssABoi) May 22, 2021
ahh sounds so fun but i already have plans pic.twitter.com/lpxMEZHzMY
— trash jones (@jzux) May 21, 2021