Today we have the best song jokes of the day, sponsored by Corona commercials and the best idea to make the first time as magical as possible! Have fun!
#1:
she’s not that innocent. https://t.co/naRLerWXSr
— luckie (@humansrlosers) May 22, 2020
#2:
U know it’s bad when you don’t even get morning skinny anymore
— . (@abbieleighhhhh) May 16, 2020
#3:
What absolute dystopian hell world are we living in. pic.twitter.com/Srnot6ZUji
— Firr (@Firr) May 20, 2020
#4:
RIP to everyone with the hottest room in the house
— Haych kay🐧 (@humairakibria_) May 20, 2020
#5:
Me: how are you?
Toddler: shitty.
Me: I hear that.
Toddler: can you change me?
Me: I can try but happiness comes from within.
Wife: HIS DIAPER YOU IDIOT.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) May 24, 2020
#6:
Gf: I want our first time to be magical
[later]
Gf: do you have protection
Me: no
Gf:
Me: wait what’s that behind your ear
— Steeve (@steeve_again) May 23, 2020
#7:
constellations are a bit of a stretch like “i’m a lion” my dude you’re a triangle
— samreich (@samreich) May 24, 2020
#8:
Taking a deep breath with your eyes closed feels better than with your eyes open.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) May 24, 2020
#9:
People going to the beach then fuming about people being at the beach pic.twitter.com/cfzWZx2b93
— Kurtis Norman (@KurtisNorman) May 22, 2020
#10:
I may never go back to not wearing a mask in public.
– looks cool
– get gendered correctly more
– protects against disease
– fucks up facial recognitionWhy stop??
— char-antine (@aGirlCalledChar) May 23, 2020
