The gates of hell are wide open! Suddenly you are surrounded by ghouls, goblins, imps and evil witches. Every way you look there are unholy demons, some of them in suits trying to sell you insurance contracts, cooking pots and vacuum cleaners. A lot of republicans are around you as well. The smell of fear is real, your blood is slowly boiling in your veins and an almighty terrifying voice that will make you shiver and sounds a bit like satan or a mutated version of Heidi Klum will scream at you: «THIS IS MONDAY!»
PS: While you are suffering, enjoy our top tweets for today.
#1:
Bugs have so much outside, why are they so pressed to come inside??
— Vanessa Bling (@lawrenrae_) May 22, 2020
#2:
LMAO pic.twitter.com/gYSsu7tC4Y
— S Word Queen (@6MEHAH5) May 24, 2020
#3:
“Churches are not essential.” – literally Jesus Christ
— Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher) May 23, 2020
#4:
Some guy said to me “take your mask off, baby” and wow they actually found something more annoying than “you should smile”
— Tiffany Vazquez 🇵🇷 (@filmiliarface) May 22, 2020
#5:
did you ever have an intense homoerotic years-long friendship in your early to mid teens that culminated in a dramatic friend breakup or are you straight
— schrödinger's cat. (@nehathemartian) May 24, 2020
#6:
miss hearing a hookup go pee and being like ok come through strong stream
— Ben Leary (@benlearyy) May 23, 2020
#7:
Me: *throws frisbee to friend*
Friend: *disinfects frisbee, throws it to me*
Me: *disinfects frisbee, throws it to friend*
Friend: *disinfects frisbee, throws it to me*
Me: *disinfects frisbee, throws it to friend*
Friend: *disinfects frisbee, throws it to me*
Me: *di
— the drake gatsby 🏠 (@DrakeGatsby) May 17, 2020
#8:
if we change our way of life the virus has already won. we must continue Partying and Shopping, which will cause the virus to become discouraged and give up
— first generation content creator (@InternetHippo) May 24, 2020
#9:
Shout out to my neighbor who never emerges from his place except to take selfies with a sword
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) May 24, 2020
#10:
just finished my script where Shaggy is married to Velma and Fred is married to Daphne but Shaggy and Daphne hook up at a friend's wedding and it opens up a huge rift between everyone and now they all hate each other and there's a ghost
— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) May 25, 2020
