Hello dear little Stormtroopers, cosplayers, or people who actually understand what Schrödinger’s cat did (or didn’t do) in a box: Today is International Geek Pride Day, but all these people in wizarding cloaks on the street tell us that you already knew that. Just kidding, we haven’t left the sacred space of our screen lighting and, let’s be honest, neither have you. And why would you? What on earth could reality offer you that the internet, artificial intelligence or at least a book couldn’t? Not to mention our Tweets of the day? By the way, please enjoy!
this is what people who watch fox news think NYC is like all the time pic.twitter.com/WDxfJwIcMT
— Brown Recluse (@ElSangito) May 24, 2021
Oh god. Daughter's wedding venue just emailed to say there's a drag queen brunch the same day and can they push the wedding back half an hour.
Daughter's response: Yes, and CAN THE DRAG QUEENS PLEASE STAY?
— Deanna Raybourn (@deannaraybourn) May 24, 2021
The 11yo asked “what’s misogyny” and I’ve never been so fucking excited I need some slides or a white board or something
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) May 24, 2021
End the workday at 4. Why the charade
— Katie Way (@k80way) May 24, 2021
She’s gone bro. And she ain’t coming back. https://t.co/YLG9WuGt2w
— America is musty 2021 (@DragonflyJonez) May 24, 2021
I need fat people to be everywhere in fashion. I need fat references for accessories. I need fat wrists to model bracelets, fat arms holding handbags, fat fingers in rings, fat calves in boots, fat feet in heels. I need more fat references. I need fashion to stop failing us.
— raquel (@born2bdrama) May 24, 2021
«i can’t go out, i’m busy»
me being busy: pic.twitter.com/p0b266LxNV
— Albert (@lowkeyallbert) May 24, 2021
i wasn’t productive at all during the pandemic but it was actually my first pandemic so i think that’s fine
— tony (@tony_ferraro7) May 23, 2021
paying my monthly rent that’s tripled since 2001 with my paycheck that’s the same dollar amount my dad was making in 1993 then opening the newspaper and reading stories about why no one has kids anymore
— Lauren (@ActNormalOrElse) May 24, 2021
us coming back from the bathroom and everyone thinking we just had sex but really she just yelled at me for 13 mins pic.twitter.com/FOmJWQcTL5
— Hendrix (@yunghndrx) May 24, 2021