Imagine you had an infinite amount of time at home. Unthinkable in the current situation *Wink;)*. But instead of teaching yourself, learning a new language, or tidying up the apartment/house, your uncle is busy with something much more creative! What exactly do you learn in our Daily today! Have fun!
#1:
Gollum… Dobby… there was a time when buying a ticket to the movies meant you were about to see a truly disgusting little freak
— Zach Dunn (@zachbdunn) May 27, 2020
#2:
Uncle: What are you doing during the lockdown?
Me: I’m learning to play piano! You?
Uncle: I built “Gateway to the Imagination” in my backyard.
Me: 🤩😅 pic.twitter.com/HRpxE4oJok— Kimberly Adams (@KA_Marketplace) May 26, 2020
#3:
if we're keeping cancel culture I think we should bring back coliseum death matches. every week two of the people who are in trouble have to enter the arena and whoever makes it out is forgiven with lifelong cancellation amnesty.
make it a quibi series. let's have some fun!
— 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙀𝘽 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙊𝙉 (@calebsaysthings) May 27, 2020
#4:
the biggest lie we tell teenagers is that losing their virginity has to be special. the only difference between someone who had a “special” experience and someone who lost theirs in a waffle house bathroom is one of them has a way better story
— randy (@randypaint) May 26, 2020
#5:
People who “don’t want to be a sheep” are fuckin’ crazy.
Your job is to eat all day and get haircuts. Your boss is a dog. People all over the world fall asleep thinking about you.
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) May 26, 2020
#6:
Local sheriff department has a good sence of humor. pic.twitter.com/EwqANSyd0K
— You Have One Job, Stay Indoors (@_youhadonejob1) May 27, 2020
#7:
Netflix be hiring 28 year olds to play kids/teens…….. why is that
— HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty (@itskeyon) May 25, 2020
#8:
FOOL ME ONCE -> Shame On You
FOOL ME TWICE -> Shame On You 2: The Refoolening
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) May 26, 2020
#9:
this is the comforter ur high school boyfriend had pic.twitter.com/xK7U6dJgBC
— grace 💫 (@thebiggestyee) May 26, 2020
#10:
I dislike inconvenience and discomfort as much as the next person, but I wore a mask while giving birth to a whole-ass baby. Who are these feeble losers who whine about wearing masks to run half-hour errands?
— Steph Cha (@stephycha) May 24, 2020
