This week we lost one of the good guys. Eric Carle, author of The very Hungry Caterpillar, passed away on May 23. But even if the world has lost one of the most famous writers, the childhood memories he gave us will of course be preserved. Maybe we should celebrate those memories and take our chance to transform into our own version of a beautiful butterfly. Not with a lot of food (we already established that during the quarantine), but with the best that Twitter has to offer: Today with some Star Wars news, the secret of why celebrities don’t age and the man who beat a 99 percent chance. Have fun!
Daughter now refusing fruit for breakfast saying she doesn’t “like sweet things in the bitter morning” so I guess it’s safe to say that 3rd grade is when reality first kicks in.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) May 26, 2021
Excuse me, but I recognize a Rancor’s hand when I see one. 👀 https://t.co/plAYuXpI4d
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) May 26, 2021
i’m not going to treat every elderly person like they’re wise. some of them are dumb and many of them are insane
— sydney battle (@SydneyBattle) May 27, 2021
Soooo my husband just came crashing through the attic of our new home today after I told him to leave the work up there to the professionals and I—
Anyway, how is your day going? 🥲 pic.twitter.com/m8h6g9EdYe
— Kelsey Byrd, DO, MBS (@KMurryByrd) May 27, 2021
The reason all your fave celebs don’t age is cosmetic procedures. Period. It is not being vegan or having a 10-step skincare routine.
— Nneka M. Okona 🇳🇬 (@afrosypaella) May 27, 2021
I sent my mom this photo of my yard not realizing the tiny Adirondack chair I got for my cat was in the frame and she thought it was a pregnancy announcement pic.twitter.com/HHQWnaOtaU
— Лиля (@lo_lifer) May 27, 2021
Super fun being yelled at by supposedly pro-life protesters w/ bullhorns as I stop by Planned Parenthood for a cancer screening.
— Laura Packard (@lpackard) May 26, 2021
Imagine if you and your family needed something, but without it you might all die and they tie it to employment, so I decide to be the middleman and you pay me, then I use my profits to lobby politicians to make it harder for you to get this thing. This is American healthcare.
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) May 27, 2021
I’ve decided to subtitle pictures of my cat so people know what he’s thinking. 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/1vElT2RUrv
— Dave (@SpotTheLoon2010) May 26, 2021
9 years ago today, I was given a 1% chance to ever walk again… 🚶🏾♂️ pic.twitter.com/t8I3SpS6op
— Tyler Wesley (@T_Wes44) May 20, 2021