We at Best of Twitter take our role as value-added entertainers very seriously. That’s why we have some funny tweets for you again today. Some of which you can learn, among other things, how to get a child to learn a language or which mask design is the hit. Have fun!
Saying ohhhhhhhhh when you still don’t understand >>>>
— ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴀʙʏ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ (@Sippin_Lemonade) April 29, 2020
when we moved to the u.s. my dad made me a deal. "if you learn to read english, i'll buy you a video game system." a month later i told him i'd done it and asked him to hold up his end. "oh yeah? ok read this." he handed me a piece of paper and i read out loud "i lied, get a job"
— the hype (discount the devil) (@TheHyyyype) May 2, 2020
— Irena Buzarewicz (@IrenaBuzarewicz) May 1, 2020
Honest Question: It seems like a massive amount of people felt like March lasted a year and April went by in the blink of an eye. How did we all experience such a large stretch of time in the same way?
— skoog (@Skoog) April 30, 2020
yes i was a theater kid. yes i behaved normally at restaurants. we exist
— ꧁ cRISSpr.txt ꧂ (@rissamindi) May 2, 2020
It’s still crazy to me that the only person who has ever deleted their popular app because they were worried it was wreaking havoc on society was the inventor of Flappy Bird.
— PJ Vogt (@PJVogt) May 3, 2020
I am live on the beaches today in Florida urging Floridians to stay home and save lives. More to come. pic.twitter.com/cvehCK5Wgs
— Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw) May 1, 2020
I would say my favorite workout is the Britney Spears Method™️ where you burn gyms instead of calories
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) April 30, 2020
Name an artist with NO bad albums.
Not even ONE.
— Droppie (@theneedledrop) May 2, 2020
I made a Hide The Pain Harold face mask. pic.twitter.com/Q1E4qU4X9m
— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) May 1, 2020