Yes, Monday is not our favorite day of the week and it shows. We often fall out of our beds, run out of coffee and miss the bus to work or school. But there is so much more to hate here like random people bothering you with their bullshit or the mailman delivering you an invoice or even a final notice before eviction. No, Monday is not all about fate and the bad things that happen to us. Being grumpy is not only a reaction, it is a necessary statement and an act of mercy for your twisted nerves. Having that said, we do what we can to support you with some sweet sweet twitter candy. Here are our 10 gems for today.
#1:
Lies. pic.twitter.com/A1xvWswiD7
— Dan Barrett (@TheDanBarrett) May 1, 2021
#2:
Birds are just named stuff like Hotbreasted Milf and no one does anything about it
— chris awesome (@ihavedisease) April 28, 2021
#3:
— aitch (@aitchwhore) May 2, 2021
#4:
— goth (@iavoidmirrors) May 1, 2021
#5:
Obsessed with my nonsensical perception of time. If I have a meeting at 10am and I have to feed my dog and make coffee before it I’m like “better set my alarm for 5am”
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) April 29, 2021
#6:
i feel like them pic.twitter.com/caZAgt610c
— ْ (@heartzcore) April 30, 2021
#7:
me in the middle of sex: "wait. u think I'm funny right?"
— Sahana Srinivasan (@sahana_srini) May 1, 2021
#8:
Art. pic.twitter.com/3Q9urXwddV
— Kenneth Finnegan (@KWF) May 1, 2021
#9:
Kind of rude some people have their summer bodies ready when I thought we agreed nobody would be hot this year
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) April 29, 2021
#10:
"don't snack between meals" buddy I meal between meals
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) May 1, 2021
