Best of Twitter from May 30, 2021

It’s Sunday, the sun is shining and smart as we are, we already did all the grueling tasks we put off during the week yesterday. You know, mowing the lawn, doing the laundry, or as suggested in yesterday’s issue, hunting down the neighbor. Sorry, Marcus, we will miss your midnight pan flute play very much, but well, May 30 is the day Joan of Arc was burned at the stake. So it could have been a lot worse. Anyway, as for today, there are only the finer things in life to do. Speaking of which, here are the 10 best Tweets from today!