Yes, May the 4th, also known as Star Wars Day, is one of the biggest celebrations for geeks, nerds and little padawans every year. Imagine Darth Vader relaxing in his bacta tank, the Emperor binge watching „How to get away with murder“ on Netflix and Boba Fett enjoying tons of Baby Yoda GIFs, while hunting down Jar Jar Binks for his terrible sense of humor. On Tatooine, Luke Skywalker just survived one of the worst Mondays ever. Now he’s looking for some twitter gold to get over it.
May the 4th be with U!
so i just found out that sea turtles eat jellyfish as their primary diet and the chemicals in the jellyfish makes them high… so they are high all the time… which explains finding Nemo!! 😂😂😂
— 𝖪𝗒 ❤️ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 (@pradaa_ky) April 28, 2020
You think he’s cute until it’s time to send a pic of him to the girls gc
— reloading… (@loadingrebrand) May 2, 2020
MTV has so much old content it can air but chooses to run Ridiculousness 20 hours a day
— JP (@jillybean_109) May 3, 2020
Most upsetting thing is falling in love with a random series on Netflix and finding out there isn’t a Season 2.
— mr 243 (@Dangast6) April 29, 2020
I'm starting a rumor on the Breitbart chats that Covid-19 turns you gay. That should keep a lot of these idiots at home.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) May 2, 2020
All this cooking during quarantine has helped me understand why we had spaghetti every other day growing up.
— LaJethro Jenkins (@LaJethroJenkins) May 2, 2020
angel: they’re making great progress with the vaccine
god: murder hornets
god: murder hornets everywhere
angel: why god
god: 2020 mf
— tom (@pilau) May 3, 2020
A fortune teller told me I'd suffer awful heart break in 12 years. To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.
— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) April 28, 2020
Just ran into my ex and his gf at the market while I look awful and instead of being an adult and saying “hi”, I just tried to pretend like I couldn’t remember who he was (we dated for 3 years). I already know I’m gonna be replaying this in my head before I go to bed for years
— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) May 1, 2020
me tasting some salt: “needs salt”
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) May 3, 2020