Best of Twitter from May 4, 2021

We hope everyone survived the infamous Monday? At least barely but with honorable battle wounds from agressive sheets which wouldn’t let you leave the bed, your pet racoon arguing with you about the dangers of going outside and the little booze bottles you stole from the last hotel, begging you to stay? Good, because everything’s gonna be better today. Tuesday is the Switzerland of the week, neutral ground. The most fearsome day is behind, a few obsticles to overcome, then it’s nearly weekend and we all know what that means: more bottles that care about you, perhaps a turtle friend for your racoon and, well. New sheets. So rejoice and celebrate with us and our gems of the day. Have fun!

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