Already today at noon we told you about a new child on this earth, which has a very strange name. But let’s assume that the name you chose on Twitter as your username would be your own name. Then we’d have a lot of candidates who could bear a good company to Elon Musk’s baby
Lets leave you alone with this thought and our Daily. Have fun!
#1:
THE CHORDETTES: 🎶Mr. Sandman bring me a dream🎶
MR. SANDMAN: I sell sand. My title could not have been more clear. Do you want sand?
THE CHORDETTES: Why would we want sand?
MR. SANDMAN: Why would I bring drea—you know what I’m not—I’m not gonna make this, a thing, with you.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) May 6, 2020
#2:
Bilbo: maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way
Thorin: it was a literal mountain filled with gold
Bilbo: [sighing happily] best friends
— tom (@pilau) May 5, 2020
#3:
My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps. pic.twitter.com/A65m6XeZ2r— Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 (@LisaRieffel) May 2, 2020
#4:
Whenever my wife needs a good laugh I say “let’s have another baby!” and it kills her every time.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) May 5, 2020
#5:
'When you show him a good meme … pic.twitter.com/GnMmyO8YzT
— [email protected]$$ (@24onlinee) May 4, 2020
#6:
george women bush pic.twitter.com/H3nvYSkPWU
— aaron (@aaronlikethecar) May 5, 2020
#7:
netflix: [after 2 hours] are you still watching?
hulu: [after 3 days] i'ma keep playing even though you're likely dead. our advertisers won't know the difference.
— Pats A' Tweetin (@PatsATweetin) May 5, 2020
#8:
very excited to see helena bonham carter play the vampire based on amanda palmer in the tim burton movie based on the neil gaiman book based on their divorce
— job haver (@slorrmp) May 4, 2020
#9:
there are quite simply no better 30 seconds of cinéma pic.twitter.com/aoLpv5aB6G
— Dan Gurewitch (@DanGurewitch) April 30, 2020
#10:
Imagine being married to a man, and you have a baby girl and then he exclaims to the world ‘wow! Now i know how to finally treat women’ with you, his wife, in close proximity.
— Rebel Scum (@awkward_duck) May 4, 2020
