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#1:
ubereats: u look hungry
me: ya
ubereats: but ur so fuckin lazy
me: ya
ubereats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered
me: ya
— thomas (@thombodytolove) May 5, 2020
#2:
— Ponzu (@ponzubanzai_) May 5, 2020
#3:
bro if i get one more email with the subject “we’re all in this together” it better be from the 2006 cast of High School Musical i stg
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) May 7, 2020
#4:
wow just finished my high intensity daily workout (taking all the cups from my room back down to the kitchen) and i’m feeling that burn. no excuses guys train hard go hard be Hard
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) May 7, 2020
#5:
elon musk and grimes be like “X Æ A-12 we got u a dog” pic.twitter.com/6WUKtIXJK4
— V (@digbickvibes) May 6, 2020
#6:
It's a wild time to be a person who uses planning as a coping mechanism…
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) May 5, 2020
#7:
Every room in my house is pulling double duty now. My bedroom? It's an office now. Dining room? That's where we do homeschool. Master bathroom? It's a Lego pit.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) May 6, 2020
#8:
men have good skin cause they be stressing everyone else out except themselves
— CAMILITA (@camillaxnava) May 6, 2020
#9:
What did Obama ever do to stop this pandemic? pic.twitter.com/3rlLRvZNLI
— Neoliberal 🌐 (@ne0liberal) April 4, 2020
#10:
I want to work at this office. pic.twitter.com/0nMKnOuXy2
— You Have One Job, Stay Indoors (@_youhadonejob1) May 7, 2020
