It’s finally the weekend! Time for lots of tea, cocktails, wine and fun Tweets! For everyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and have a wonderful weekend!
#1:
this might be the funniest picture ever taken pic.twitter.com/Gncnvqu5Tb
— alex (@_alextwt) May 6, 2021
#2:
If you got called "mature for your age", you're unpacking family trauma in therapy now.
— Mars (@MarsinCharge) May 6, 2021
#3:
this is so cute 🥺 pic.twitter.com/ECB77l42Co
— Women Posting Their W's (@womenpostingws) May 6, 2021
#4:
I speak for the girls who are naturally bubbly/friendly but are perceived as 'mean' when they stand up for themselves/speak out lol. Just because I'm nice doesn't mean you can talk to me anyhow
— HabKat (@Habibakatsha) May 6, 2021
#5:
every “soft🌸🍄✨” person i’ve met is a master manipulator
— sarah lugor! (@sarahlugor) May 6, 2021
#6:
judging a bi woman for dating a man is really not the progressive feminist take some of u think it is
— matt (@mattxiv) May 6, 2021
#7:
If I was a business owner whose employees would rather live off several hundred dollars in shitty unemployment benefits than work for me, I would simply not advertise that
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) May 6, 2021
#8:
Who normalized having sex at night?! You’re putting me in a bed at my bedtime and saying “ok now do physical activity” ummm… No
— Nikita Redkar (@nikitadumptruck) May 5, 2021
#9:
judge: do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth
me: yes
judge: who do you like
me: omg dare
— ellewasamistake (@ellewasamistake) May 6, 2021
#10:
If gas stations were clearer about what they meant by “full service” I might not be banned from BP
— Midge (@mxmclain) May 5, 2021
