We from the Best of Twitter team would like to wish everyone a happy Friday. Slowly but surely places are starting to re-open back up and you know what that means. Get out there and find your soul mate. I never heard of «Fat Tuesday», but if my soul mate is there, best believe nothing is stopping me from meeting that person! Enjoy today’s Daily and have a wonderful weekend!
alien: we have come to take over your pla—
humans: done. its yours
humans: no takebacksies
— nicky the friendly shark (@mostlysharks) May 7, 2020
Idc whose house i'm at, i'm drying my hands on your decoration towels
— ᴋᴇɪᴛʜʏッ (@JuiceKing5x) May 6, 2020
recently. my only responsibility. has been convincing the human to get out of bed in the morning. so tomorrow we’re making pancakes. because who can say no to pancakes
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) May 8, 2020
70% of the Earth is covered in water and 70% of the rest is covered in bullshit.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 8, 2020
When you forget to switch off cam after video meeting
By @ParadiseWLPark pic.twitter.com/q6NduM0tPX
— 9GAG (@9GAG) May 8, 2020
we’re all making fun of X Æ A-12 like Lana Del Rey isn’t gonna name her baby Cigarette Rose or some shit
— 𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔞 𝔡𝔢𝔩 𝔯𝔢𝔶 (@floridaaakilos) May 6, 2020
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Didn’t meet my soul mate in college so where tf am I supposed to meet them at? WORK?🤢 The CLUB????? Bitch FAT TUESDAY????!!!!
— Janay Esquivel 🌻 (@jaanaaynaay) May 7, 2020
in prisoner of azkaban when harry can’t get anyone to sign his form why doesn’t he just FORGE THE FUCKING SIGNATURE
— hay (@mcuwaititi) May 6, 2020
I look at “X Æ A-12” and hear nothing in my head
— sydney (@ouijney) May 7, 2020
The only person who knows how to pronounce Elon Musk's child's name pic.twitter.com/eF6uejrpit
— Jodie ♡ (@Jodie_vS) May 6, 2020