We from the Best of Twitter team would like to wish everyone a happy Friday. Slowly but surely places are starting to re-open back up and you know what that means. Get out there and find your soul mate. I never heard of «Fat Tuesday», but if my soul mate is there, best believe nothing is stopping me from meeting that person! Enjoy today’s Daily and have a wonderful weekend!
#1:
alien: we have come to take over your pla—
humans: done. its yours
alien: w-what
humans: no takebacksies
— nicky the friendly shark (@mostlysharks) May 7, 2020
#2:
Idc whose house i'm at, i'm drying my hands on your decoration towels
— ᴋᴇɪᴛʜʏッ (@JuiceKing5x) May 6, 2020
#3:
recently. my only responsibility. has been convincing the human to get out of bed in the morning. so tomorrow we’re making pancakes. because who can say no to pancakes
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) May 8, 2020
#4:
70% of the Earth is covered in water and 70% of the rest is covered in bullshit.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 8, 2020
#5:
When you forget to switch off cam after video meeting
By @ParadiseWLPark pic.twitter.com/q6NduM0tPX
— 9GAG (@9GAG) May 8, 2020
#6:
we’re all making fun of X Æ A-12 like Lana Del Rey isn’t gonna name her baby Cigarette Rose or some shit
— 𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔞 𝔡𝔢𝔩 𝔯𝔢𝔶 (@floridaaakilos) May 6, 2020
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#7:
Didn’t meet my soul mate in college so where tf am I supposed to meet them at? WORK?🤢 The CLUB????? Bitch FAT TUESDAY????!!!!
— Janay Esquivel 🌻 (@jaanaaynaay) May 7, 2020
#8:
in prisoner of azkaban when harry can’t get anyone to sign his form why doesn’t he just FORGE THE FUCKING SIGNATURE
— hay (@mcuwaititi) May 6, 2020
#9:
I look at “X Æ A-12” and hear nothing in my head
— sydney (@ouijney) May 7, 2020
#10:
The only person who knows how to pronounce Elon Musk's child's name pic.twitter.com/eF6uejrpit
— Jodie ♡ (@Jodie_vS) May 6, 2020
