Well, have you survived Halloween well? Maybe a little bit hung up? Don’t worry, it’s Sunday. Treat yourself to a little break and a quiet day before the big storm starts. We do not yet know what the next few days, especially the days after the election, will look like. What we know is that it is definitely going to be a time full of trouble! So treat yourself to a quiet evening with our Daily! Have fun!
The “99% survival rate” covid stat the right is parroting when 230,000+ Americans have died so far is really incredible. 99.999999999999% Americans survived 9/11 and you still can’t bring a full shampoo bottle on a plane.
— Rebecca Fishbein (@bfishbfish) October 30, 2020
amputee halloween is the best halloween! and you cannot change my mind!! pic.twitter.com/KD7IjAVgRh
— Angel Giuffria (@aannggeellll) November 1, 2020
Jeff Bezos net worth in 2009: $6,800,000,000
Jeff Bezos net worth in 2020: $200,000,000,000
Federal minimum wage in 2009: $7.25
Federal minimum wage in 2020: $7.25
Do you see something wrong with this picture?
— Robert Reich (@RBReich) October 30, 2020
How it's design. How it's used pic.twitter.com/6y41YIaGW9
— lèjid (@lejidavila) October 29, 2020
y’all be thirsty, and drink soda… i need to know how and why thats your first choice
— ✨ Hoochie Mama ✨ (@_benjvmins_) October 29, 2020
How to excite a British woman… NSFWpic.twitter.com/3vyTiyPajc
— David Ziggy Greene (S&H illustrated reports) (@SaHreports) October 29, 2020
Me seeing a regular baby: ok
Me seeing a baby in any costume: IM GONNA… IM GONNA FREAKIN LOSE IT!!!!! ARE YOU JOKING ME???? THIS BABY IS A LION?? THIS BABY!!! HES TOO LITTLE TO BE A LION! OK WHAT
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 31, 2020
Everything is getting stupider. We may soon hit the singularity of stupid.
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) October 30, 2020
A guy walked up to me and asked me could I share this about his son! So sad. pic.twitter.com/kJJ15KKsGu
— India__world (@Indiaworld6) October 29, 2020
adulting got me like pic.twitter.com/4K7KD8e43n
— ☠︎ (@lenarios27) October 29, 2020