They finally got a vaccine for Covid-19. Not yet ready and not yet approved, but the world is making progress. And that’s a good thing. Trump is also making progress, though perhaps a little slower than science. After all, he progressed from «WE WON!» to «WE WILL WIN!». Give him time! In the meantime, we are be happy to entertain you with our Daily!
#1:
Even my 8 year old knows that when you lose a race it’s over.
— Andrew Yang🧢🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) November 10, 2020
#2:
Republicans are basically saying black votes are illegal, next they’ll say they’re only worth 3/5ths of a vote
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 10, 2020
#3:
My CNN colleagues looked into 50 of the names on a viral MAGA list supposedly showing 14,000 Michigan cases of ballots being cast in the name of dead people.
Result:
– 37 are dead, no vote cast
– 5 are alive and voted
– 8 are alive and didn’t vote https://t.co/2qvoVmRI3N— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) November 10, 2020
#4:
It's getting ugly… Mitch McConnell just demanded to see Joe Biden's birth certificate.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 10, 2020
#5:
If Trump refuses to leave the White House, they should rename it “Vietnam.” He’ll get out of it immediately.
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) November 10, 2020
#6:
The way I look at Trump and his minions' nonsense is that they're like a bunch of drunks trying to take down a skyscraper with a blowtorch. I don't think they have the remotest chance of succeeding, but I also don't think we should allow them to start a fire while they try.
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) November 10, 2020
#7:
when I die bury my notes app w me. I’d sooner die than have anybody read what’s in that bitch
— brittany (@brittany_broski) November 10, 2020
#8:
Last week Trump said WE WON, this week he says WE WILL WIN, so I guess… progress?
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 10, 2020
#9:
The American Secretary of State just said the loser of the US Presidential election will remain in power. Wrap your head around that. Understand what we are watching. These people have turned their backs on American democracy. https://t.co/ozr9xJcW5F
— Steve Schmidt (@SteveSchmidtSES) November 10, 2020
#10:
When I was 22 I was a temp worker at Pfizer. I was so bad at the job that I would fall asleep often & was eventually fired after I showed up one day at 11am when I was supposed to be there at 8. I'm not saying I discovered the vaccine but I'd like to think I was part of the team.
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) November 9, 2020
