The week comes to an end, so what happened? Most of the world’s leaders congratulated Biden for winning the election, so the case finally seems pretty clear. Although we refuse to accept any outcome until Britney and Madonna give us a sign, but that’s just us. As a little treat, 2020 gave us a mutated form of COVID-19 in Denmark, where a few million minks are a tiny bit worried now. So are elderly upper class ladies around the world, winter is coming and you really can’t show up at the latest benefit event wearing last seasons fur coat. Our heart goes out to both concerned parties. What else? Europe is still in lockdown and the price of alcohol, especially booze, is slowly going up. Which means PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER WE CAN’T FUNCTION WITHOUT sorry, we meant here is our Daily for you. And why don’t you click on a few ads, they’re really interesting! Have fun.
#1:
Giving my bf an empty ps5 box with a positive pregnancy test inside
— honest jabe (@jaynooch) November 12, 2020
#2:
if you're gonna break up with someone over dinner, make sure you do it after they order food but before it arrives so when they leave then you can finally be alone and you get two dinners
— nash™ (@itsnashflynn) November 11, 2020
#3:
Meditation is just the gateway drug to flat out ignoring people.
— Pinky’s Brain 🌎 (@mack44_d) November 13, 2020
#4:
The contents of the British Museum https://t.co/TWlyg7vXj8
— Pariah Carey. (@SumzIbrahiim) November 13, 2020
#5:
VICTIM: First time murdering? I have a suggestion.
ME (sharpening my gun): Go on.— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) November 10, 2020
#6:
I'm crying… gen z is NOT doing well pic.twitter.com/1filKvBdqo
— taijutsu specialist (@paulsef) November 13, 2020
#7:
Posting this notice on my desk at work. pic.twitter.com/OwZEVQNbVY
— Cesspool (@of_a_genepool) November 12, 2020
#8:
bank robber: fine one question
me: who would you say is your favorite hostage— a bigger boat (@drankturpentine) November 13, 2020
#9:
I have found my personal hell and it is an email from the in-laws, subject: Zoom Thanksgiving activity sign-ups.
— 🥴steph🥴 (@eff_yeah_steph) November 14, 2020
#10:
If you try to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck
— ♡~sarah~♡ (@fitlifemama) November 12, 2020
