Best of Twitter from November 17, 2020

The holiday season is coming closer and since it might be nice not to kill granny it’s time to think about alternatives. Of course, you could do it the Lindsey Graham way and just ask your mom to delete Thanksgiving out of the calendar. But let’s be honest, as long as you’re not covered by the (soon to be former) administration, you won’t get away with it. Or do it as Ben Shapiro and say … haha, just kidding, who would listen to what Ben Shapiro is saying unless you’re a three-legged turtle and not fast enough to crawl away?! So, while you’re trying to find a solution without ending up disinherited we want to cheer you up with our gems of the day. Please enjoy!