With election night just a few hours away, Monday is not the scariest thing this week. Yes, of course it could be much worse. We could be right in the middle of a climate crisis or a pandem … oh f*ck. To be honest, if Trump wins, everyday will feel like Monday for the next four years. Offering a glimmer of hope, is what Best of Twitter is all about. Take your time, relax und read our selected gems for today. And don’t forget to vote. Enjoy!
#1:
HE DID IT. THE DUDE MANAGED TO PULL IT OFF THIS TIME. IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU CHEESE MAN pic.twitter.com/OImQ3FigXO
— Shoto (@shxtou) November 1, 2020
#2:
What America leads in:
#1: Covid-19 cases
#1: Medical debt
#1: Prescription drug prices
#1: Deaths from lack of insurance
#1: Student debt
#1: Prisoners
#1: Gun violence
#1: Military spending
#1: Trade deficit
#1: BillionairesWe need to change our national priorities.
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) November 1, 2020
#3:
Me on October 31st vs Me on November 1st pic.twitter.com/hkfq0Hcrih
— Kelly Clarkson (@kellyclarkson) November 1, 2020
#4:
Danke schoen, Germany. 🇩🇪#Dump_tRUMP_MakeAmericaGreatAgain #VOTE https://t.co/MhTvOflcz6
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) October 30, 2020
#5:
date: what do u do
me: i race horses
date: have u been successful
me: no they are much faster
— [email protected] (@TweetPotato314) October 31, 2020
#6:
Noah's wife: the ark is falling apart
Noah: glue might work, I have an idea
Horse: it's weird he brought 3 of us
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) November 1, 2020
#7:
Theo needs to have a talk with you pic.twitter.com/zPIBGDM5aE
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) November 2, 2020
#8:
Making a baby is wayyyy too easy. I feel like there should have been one more step smfh
— Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez (@johndavids_635) November 1, 2020
#9:
Life hack: bookshops are still open for a few days. Go and do all your Christmas shopping.
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) November 2, 2020
#10:
My mom said she doesn’t want to celebrate Thanksgiving this year because “we’ve been eating like it’s Thanksgiving everyday since March”
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) November 1, 2020
