Ah shit, here we go again. It’s this unholy fella of the week between Sunday and Tuesday. Please do not say its devilish name. Our motivation level is off the charts, which truly means we’re down in the basement of moods, just one level above hell. We hate it here, we hate it there, we hate it everywhere. Thank God for the invention of hope or was it George Lucas who invented hope? Anyway, no matter how dark your days and thoughts are, there will always be a glimmering warmy light shining on your face. Guess what also shines? Our top tweets for today.
I almost left my whole family in this house 🤣 naked & all 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/v1cr4XVcDH
— . (@theachanel0) November 23, 2020
Books I buy Books I dont
I do not read them
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) November 22, 2020
did i really just see someone say it’s weird how the have a vaccine for a virus less than a year old but no cure for cancer… are you dumb? do you know what a virus is? what cancer is?
— J🍒 (@jessmlawlor) November 22, 2020
I was going into Dunnes and there were teenagers outside and one of them pointed at me and said “there’s you” to their mate and they all laughed 😭
— colm (@cp_conlan) November 21, 2020
you’re gonna like the way you look, you fuckin bitch pic.twitter.com/s33Ft0Sclm
— Josh (@FLITTER) November 23, 2020
A friend of mine from the Balkans tells me the joke going around is that what’s happening in US would never be allowed if there was an American embassy in Washington.
— stuart stevens (@stuartpstevens) November 22, 2020
subway is the only chain that realizes the ideal bread texture is soft/wet, like it’s been breathed on a lot by a dog
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) November 22, 2020
my daughter is making a convincing argument that egg should be spelled “eg” and that the second “g” should only be used to describe really big eggs
— ∞+1 (@stuckinaportal) November 22, 2020
i'm already so annoyed that my grandkids are going to be interviewing me for book reports on the 2020 pandemic expecting me to be profound and i'm gonna have to be like "i spent all the whole thing sending friends tiktok links against their will and eating cake and crying"
— emma lord (@dilemmalord) November 23, 2020
Watching Americans respond this badly to COVID is like seeing an entire class fail an open notes test, over and over.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) November 22, 2020