We hope you all survived Thanksgiving and none of you burned yourselves or your house to the ground because of Deep Frying. Yes, this Thanksgiving is very different from the ones before but still we thank all of you who stayed home! In times like these it is important to protect yourself and others! Stay safe, have a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend and enjoy our Daily!
My marriage vows said nothing about having to deal with my husband’s pants that have the detachable legs.
— Mommy Meme Jeans (@mommymemejeans) November 25, 2020
I hope Mariah Carey getting some good rest today cause it’s game time at midnight
— ”job finished” trop (@AlmightyTrop) November 26, 2020
Husband: *hand inside turkey*
Me: Would you two like some privacy?
— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker 🎄 (@sixfootcandy) November 26, 2020
random white dad: you can put anything in this air fryer, i’m not kidding
— big estaban (@bigestaban) November 27, 2020
How it started vs how it’s going ❤️✨ pic.twitter.com/Ap9VVBFYpm
— T’Keaira (@QKeaira) November 26, 2020
sorry to all the teenagers who can't "go for a walk" with their cousins before dinner this year
— Jake M. Grumbach (@JakeMGrumbach) November 26, 2020
the doorknob was invented in 1877
people in 1876: pic.twitter.com/Bh4IsKQuft
— cnelly (@cnelliy) November 26, 2020
On this Thanksgiving I am most grateful that we have a new President, and that vaccines are on their way! pic.twitter.com/vDM96Z8Fml
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) November 27, 2020
Trump: it’s a normal size desk?
desk guy (barely keeping it together): yea pic.twitter.com/eatmbEkiyu
— Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) November 27, 2020
Tried my new mask argument with a taxi driver. Wasn't wearing one & was angry about mine. 'I like the anonymity,' I said. ‘We’re the most surveilled country on earth. They’re listening to us through our phones to sell us shit. I don't wanna be watched’ Put his mask on. Outcrazied
— Oobah Butler (@Oobahs) November 25, 2020