It’s done: Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the Presidential Election 2020. We can all relax a little bit and get some sleep. All they have to do now is fix the economy, defeat a rampant virus that is spreading in skyrocketing numbers after a year of mismanagement, develop a plan for the millions of unemployed, find a strategy for the health system which is about to collapse, and of course, reunite a country that is deeply divided. Easy peasy, right? Well, there is still a couple of weeks left of the Trump presidency, quite some time to cause more chaos. But since Trump is still getting his legal advice from someone so lovely featured in the last Borat movie and who looks like the penguin villain in Batman Returns, it’s literally more comical than concerning. Time will tell, but for now, let’s focus on the 10 best Tweets from today. Please enjoy!
#1:
a republican on tv just said “it’s important to remember there are just as many people disappointed as there are celebrating in the street” no there aren’t we literally counted
— nate of the living dead (@MNateShyamalan) November 8, 2020
#2:
Live your life in such a way that the entire planet doesn’t dance in the street when you lose your job
— Jason (@longwall26) November 7, 2020
#3:
All of Manhattan is literally cheering in the street right now. We did it 🥺 pic.twitter.com/ONlOZDc9ZP
— Holly Peppermint @ G4NeedsTalent (@HollyPeppermint) November 7, 2020
#4:
Grammar is back!
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) November 8, 2020
#5:
Van Jones was emotional talking about Joe Biden becoming the next President of the United States pic.twitter.com/KaqhSR4sHG
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2020
#6:
Sometimes…the good guys win.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 7, 2020
#7:
[tearfully watching Biden speak] I cannot wait to relentlessly criticize this man for four years straight.
— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) November 8, 2020
#8:
So, the guy with the stutter beat the bully.
— Hank Green (@hankgreen) November 8, 2020
#9:
how perfect is it that the election was called for Biden while Trump was golfing
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) November 7, 2020
#10:
He promised to run the country like he ran his business. It ended with Rudy Giuliani outside Four Season Total Landscaping next to a dildo shop, after a staffer mistakenly thought the empty parking lot was a Four Seasons hotel. pic.twitter.com/hOKcyWopqi
— Morten Øverbye (@morten) November 7, 2020