Remember Sisyphus, the King of Corinth? He became quite infamous for his trickery and cheating death twice. Zeus gave him the ultimate eternal punishment of rolling a boulder up a hill in the depths of Hades forever and ever. So, congratulations! Another week has passed. We are all some kind of Sisyphus. Standing on top of the hill, looking down and realizing that we have to start rolling up our boulder again tomorrow. Happy Sunday!
Can u imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see ur crush’s bedroom during zoom math class
— kelly (@spoilers4tv) October 9, 2020
My professor teaching to class on zoom:
Me, trying to prevent my professor from teaching into the void:
— Adrianna (@adri_holmes00) October 8, 2020
fuck a breakup, have you ever finished a netflix series you loved 😭
— wavy🤑 (@luhwavyyy) October 10, 2020
I’ve invented a diet trend that’s sweeping the nation. It’s called the «snake meal.» It’s when you don’t eat all day and then eat one huge meal for dinner. It makes you feel like shit
— kill 💀 tim 💀 faust (@crulge) October 9, 2020
Parents in Parents in
2020 B.C. 2020 A.D.
These kids and their
— poltergregst (@WeedlordKrillin) October 10, 2020
My ex boyfriend’s new girlfriend just accidentally liked my Instagram pic from 2016
This can’t be topped
Brb gonna kill myself It doesn’t get better than this
— Sarah Roberts (@SarahRoberts___) October 10, 2020
asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. asked them the same thing until i got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life
— tatum (@50FirstTates) October 8, 2020
would never trust a man named william. just too many nicknames to choose from. will, willie, bill, billy. where did the ‹b› even come from. this is unfair. stop hoarding and give one to richard. he needs a win
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) October 9, 2020
PRIEST: Now that Dave has been cremated, he can finally get that rest he has… URNed.
ME (from beyond): 😁
— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) October 10, 2020
What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes.
What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 10, 2020