Ah, it’s you again! We thought we’ve lost you. You probably know what a black hole is. For those who don’t, it’s a place in space where gravity pulls so hard that even light can’t escape. In fact gravity is so strong because matter is squeezed into so little space. This usually happens when a star is dying. Mondays in October are likely the same as black holes. It’s dark in the morning, your mood is dark too and an invisible force is trying to tie you to your bed. Getting up and leaving home for work feels a bit like dying as well. Anyway, here are some Twitter gems, you might want to enjoy.
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— ً (@NFJTA) October 9, 2020
I get so offended when my mom doesn’t answer my calls. Like HELLO, it’s your pride and joy calling… ANSWER!!!
— J O S H™ (@_HSOJOSH) October 10, 2020
— Billie (@_BillieBelieves) October 8, 2020
me: [flips over]
my bed: ah the cool side of the person
— Untaming Undead Savage (@FredTaming) October 11, 2020
Overdraft fees are a scam, just decline my fucking card
— Em (@leftisttx) October 8, 2020
Damn I hope Kevin Bacon doesn't get Covid. That contact tracing would be insane..
— Stevie- the F and U are silent . (@StevieOakley) October 11, 2020
The best part about zoom calls is texting others on the zoom call and looking at their square as they read the message.
— Jazmine I. Benjamin (@J_I_Benjamin) October 8, 2020
My kid hasn’t gone to school in 6 months but the President, who has an ACTIVE, currently contagious case of covid, is holding a rally with 2,000 people at the White House?
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 10, 2020
Imagine one day having this train map pic.twitter.com/FlMkA0VCzG
— rava (@rava) October 11, 2020
“It’s not done yet”
– Your boss will keep bothering you
“All in due time…”
– Your boss might think “sounds like there’s a prophecy unfolding I probably shouldn’t rush them”
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) October 9, 2020