The motto of today’s Daily is: „How life can play with us“. Yes, it does. Or do we play with life? Who can answer this question? Life passes love stories, funny situations and sometimes the painful truth to us. The important thing is what we make of it. Or better: How we play with it.
michael jackson’s pronouns are he/he
— ★| mikey myers (@massconvuIsionz) October 12, 2020
My sexual orientation is gay.
My sexual preference is to not have to keep having this bullshit conversation.
— Daniel “scroller of doom” Summers (@WFKARS) October 13, 2020
For all the Christian Trump supporters I would like to draw your attention to this pic.twitter.com/sFxNt67ezp
— sloane (@sloaneloges_) October 12, 2020
An English version of Cookie Monster called Biscuit Gentleman who eats biscuits but also uses the word please because we're not savages
— tom (@pilau) October 13, 2020
Wife: How was your day?
Me: I spent half of it solving problems.
Wife: And the other half?
Me: Causing them.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 13, 2020
elmo pumpkin for 2020 pic.twitter.com/Yu7UcKbcwE
— Grave Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) October 14, 2020
my belief in god is 90% nahhhh and 10% if you’re real sweetie you are not very good at this
— eli the pumpkin pie (@jazz_inmypants) October 13, 2020
this can’t be the same brain i was using to read 750 page novels in 3 days during middle school
— a. (@brownboklit) October 12, 2020
How it started: How it’s going: pic.twitter.com/IRuMgBwCCA
— molly (@molly1gorczyca) October 13, 2020
Me: I’m gonna work out and lose weight.
Also me: *eats cold cheese while waiting for other cheese to heat up*
— Reese, but spooky 🦇👻🎃 (@Its_Just_Reese) October 13, 2020