Again a weekend is over and a cosy Sunday comes to an end on the couch. How about a glass of wine now? Or a cup of tea? Want a chocolate with that? And on top our Daily! We wish you a wonderful evening and lots of fun!
#1:
My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”
— john is toast (@johnistoasted) October 17, 2020
#2:
But enough about minecraft, tell me about yourncraft
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) October 16, 2020
#3:
sometimes i think about going back to tell a teenager from the 70s that i can walk to the corner and legally buy pot brownies and then listen to any song in the world instantly for free and im still depressed and bored all the time
— mr skeleton bones (@HelloCullen) October 16, 2020
#4:
I did not learn a language or get a new hobby during the pandemic but I have read the first 50 pages of 17 different books
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) October 17, 2020
#5:
IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE! IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) October 17, 2020
#6:
What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like “hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow”
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) October 16, 2020
#7:
What The Fuck Is In That Tupperware??
~ Cleaning Out The Fridge: A Memoir
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) October 17, 2020
#8:
My sister acts like her own baby just shows up wearing the same thing pic.twitter.com/GhGLPdk0vp
— Kirstyn (@kirstlatham) October 16, 2020
#9:
if you're removing a bullet from someone in a movie you MUST drop it into a small metal tray
— john (@mrjohndarby) October 17, 2020
#10:
this is how keys are made https://t.co/mV2FlMdkt0
— 🎃🦉🍁 (@LaMiQiMinach) October 16, 2020
