How would you like ten thousand hungry ducks all over your garden? Pretty frightening? Actually, it’s the cutest thing we’ve seen this week so far! And we haven’t even mentioned that they eat insects! All right, this might not be good news for our six-legged friends, but luckily, they have already come up with an exit strategy. Intrigued? Please enjoy the ten best tweets from today!
#1:
«Monotony» comes from the Italian phrase meaning «just one Tony,» which is slang for a dull situation in Italy.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 19, 2020
#2:
Why is it that when I look up ADHD resources/info ALL of my results are for HELPING MY CHILD???? I DON’T HAVE A CHILD. Y’all know ADHD doesn’t magically go away when you turn 18, right?
— shira (@shiraisinspired) October 19, 2020
#3:
Around 10,000 ducks are sent to eat insects in a rice paddy after harvest in Thailand pic.twitter.com/vhHYzvpBjP
— ༻⋆≺ Martin 🏳️🌈 ≻⋆༺ (@KlatuBaradaNiko) October 18, 2020
#4:
Not sure who needs to hear this, but your choice to give up your normal life for the last 7 months may have saved someone’s life and I don’t want you to think – for one second – that it wasn’t worth it.
— 3 Birds Say “Black Lives Matter” (@DeidreDykes) October 19, 2020
#5:
Me: Please contact me with any questions, always happy to discuss.
My students: pic.twitter.com/SOxQbiULpT
— Patrick Theiner (@patricktheiner) October 19, 2020
#6:
My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename my cat.
— Yo Mama So Liberal🦇 (@d_Joyt) October 19, 2020
#7:
hanging out w friends and not bringing up male romantic interests is an activity i encourage some of u to engage in more often
— morg (@spacecowbot) October 19, 2020
#8:
People love to talk about how liberal California is, but outside of LA and The Bay Area, California is basically Texas.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) October 19, 2020
#9:
you can leave your front door cracked a lil bit according to a new study conducted by mosquitos and flies https://t.co/mu9lHXCMst
— QUEEN LATIFAH GIMME STRENF (@mattdunnels) October 19, 2020
#10:
wife: the baby needs changing
me: I don’t know I kinda like her
— tomBSTONE (@pilau) October 19, 2020
