Have you ever thought about whether, and if so, what animals think? What do they think of their humans, and do they maybe even judge their conspecifics? Interesting food for thought, isn’t it? That’s a question someone also asks in today’s Daily. We wish you a lot of fun!
#1:
Fuck teachers for saying that Wikipedia was untrustworthy bcus anyone can edit it, that’s specifically why it IS trustworthy and hella based. Nobody can twist shit to an agenda without ppl noticing and fixing it. It’s non-hierarchical decentralized knowledge sharing.
— Nat the Bean Queen🏴☠️🌲🟢 BLM ACAB (@natcombigirl) October 18, 2020
#2:
Website: Make a password
Me: Ok
Website: Make it STRONGER so you don’t get HACKED
Me: Wow alright
Website: Damn that’s a strong password
[1 Week Later]
Website: You got hacked
Me: But my password was so strong
Website: Yeah the whole site got hacked. Our bad
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) October 20, 2020
#3:
Do u think other dogs look at wiener dogs and think, damn would be nice to get fuckin stretched out
— Amy Silverberg (@AmySilverberg) October 19, 2020
#4:
Yesterday, I told my Covid patient just before we intubated him that I was with him & he wasn’t alone. Scared beyond belief, he nodded at me. I found out he died today.
This is not a political scheme. This is not a prank. This is real. We are so tired. Please wear a mask. Please— Kathryn – BSN, RN✌🏻🩺✨ (@SaltyLikeSaline) October 20, 2020
#5:
this is how i keep my roommates dog out of the kitchen while i am cooking pic.twitter.com/pxLN94PBJq
— abs 🙂 (@tropicanapussy) October 20, 2020
#6:
im literally spending >$400 to fly to Dallas and vote in person because you «accidentally» flagged me as committing voter fraud in 2018, took me off the voter rolls, and made me ineligible to vote by mail in 2020. https://t.co/dFnf9PUX3E
— Brad Bain (@thebradbain) October 19, 2020
#7:
Kinda make you wanna shed tears when you see stuff like this. 23 years gone cuz you hate a person skin tone. https://t.co/PdXqHMcX8G
— Messiah Boss (@MessiahX5) October 19, 2020
#8:
My son just asked me how I know his name… I’m not in the mood tonight
— swamp monster (@_BIGSYD) October 20, 2020
#9:
Losing my mind over these signs pic.twitter.com/ldrPC459Jj
— Quilliam (@nyquills) October 20, 2020
#10:
aoc has inspired me to start streaming i’m shopping for a rainbow keyboard right now
— James (@CaucasianJames) October 21, 2020
