Former President Barack Obama is campaigning for Joe Biden. The U. S. is suing Google. Finally stickers for adults. Twitter released retweet feature specifically tailored to US President Donald Trump. That’s the news of the day. We wish you a lot of fun with the Daily!
Barack Obama, the nation’s first Black president, is now explaining the importance of hard work to Donald Trump. Kind of delicious when you think about it.
— Mara Gay (@MaraGay) October 21, 2020
1975: Microsoft founded
~22 years later~
1997: US v Microsoft filed
1998: Google founded
~22 years later~
2020: US v Google filed
Apparently being sued for antitrust is like graduating from college for tech companies.
— Ben Thompson (@benthompson) October 20, 2020
I brought my adult patients stickers today pic.twitter.com/TlR9YFTMvi
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) October 19, 2020
I don’t care about celebrity gossip. Give me small scale gossip. I want to know why the night shift employees at Kohl’s are mad at each other
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) October 22, 2020
it’s always “see you later alligator” and never “let’s hang out turtle snout”
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) October 21, 2020
KITCHEN TIP: To quickly slice a banana, push it through the strings of an acoustic guitar, and collect the pieces from the built-in banana receptacle.
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) October 21, 2020
Maybe this new retweet user experience was just to make it harder for Donald Trump to stop retweeting things, but why must we all suffer
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) October 21, 2020
I'm not sure how Biden is going to recover from constantly being accused of being a good dad
— Thor Benson (@thor_benson) October 22, 2020
I was calculating child support for a client and I asked him what his gross income was and he looked offended and said, “It’s not gross. I make 55k so that’s definitely not gross.”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) October 21, 2020
me, a barista: latte for.. “dad”?
*no one gets up*
me: *sighing* some day
— tatum (@50FirstTates) October 21, 2020