Best of Twitter from October 26, 2020

Hello and thank you for traveling through the internet with Best of Twitter today. A few announcements as we begin. Please keep your seat belts fastened at all times. Take a moment to look around and find your exit to the kitchen, where you can find some delicious refreshments. This way may be right behind you. Also make sure you know the way to the restrooms or just stay there until the end of this post. If the cabin pressure changes suddenly or if you can’t breathe from laughing, clown shaped oxygen masks will automatically drop from the compartment above your seat. For the possibility of a water landing, we hope you can swim. If not, each seat provides an inflatable duck and a tiny useless whistle. Please let us know if you have any questions or need any help. We promise to do everything we can to entertain you. Thanks and happy Monday!