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#1:
walked past tim hortons today and saw an employee working hard everybody wish him luck pic.twitter.com/paXbjExFND
— blm drew🇬🇭🇳🇬🇱🇧®➐ (@shecallsmedrew) October 22, 2020
#2:
THIS!!! Wait for it 😭❤️😭 pic.twitter.com/RFgzU4wyWm
— Jay Arnold 🎬 (@jadedcreative) October 25, 2020
#3:
Not wearing a mask doesn’t make you a strong, brave patriot, it makes you an inconsiderate dick who’s so fragile and privileged you mistake a minor inconvenience that could save lives for oppression.
— David Hogg Vote 🗳 (@davidhogg111) October 25, 2020
#4:
if your lawyer comes in wearing these, you are absolutely going to jail pic.twitter.com/hIfVBsg2P3
— Derek Guy (@dieworkwear) October 22, 2020
#5:
Sometimes it’s lonely at the bottom too.
— Nonchalant Charlotte (@jellybnbonanza) October 24, 2020
#6:
"i like ur music taste" thanks its a cry for help
— justin (@farringt0n) October 23, 2020
#7:
making up a lame excuse to bail on plans
– transparent
– not cool dude
– you always do this“i can’t go… because of the curse”
– woah
– sounds serious
– not gonna ask too many questions
– i’ll just cancel next week’s plans too, hope u get this thing sorted out— nate of the living dead (@MNateShyamalan) October 25, 2020
#8:
crazy that the ancient romans named their gods after the planets. how did they even know the planets' names back then? really makes you think
— hype (@TheHyyyype) October 23, 2020
#9:
I used my teenage daughter’s body wash and now I know all of life’s answers and can’t stop rolling my eyes.
— your other spooky mom (@difficultpatty) October 25, 2020
#10:
I mean, I’m buying these leggings. I am this woman. pic.twitter.com/1FHiwVv8eT
— Maria Guido (@mariaguido) October 24, 2020
