Trump being the latest victim (who laughed?) of Covid-19 is still a hot topic and dominating Twitter. In the last days several other people from his staff got infected in mysterious ways, almost like there’s a virus. And while his cult memb…I mean supporters are praying in front of the hospital, Trump receives the best medical care in the world. For just 750 Dollars per year! We wish the President a speedy recovfefe and present our Daily. Enjoy!
#1:
me: so, uhh, i've actually never had sex before…
her: it's ok, just relax and be cool
me: yeah i've never done that either
— hype (@TheHyyyype) October 3, 2020
#2:
I stared at this picture for an hour, trying to write a caption that was worthy of this masterpiece of photographic art. In the end, I realized that there was absolutely nothing I could add to the perfection captured in this image. Enjoy it. Immerse yourself in it. EXPERIENCE IT. pic.twitter.com/wqOEYmwNRP
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) October 3, 2020
#3:
Look, if we can't speak ill of the dead, and we can't speak ill of the living, then when the heck are we supposed to do our ill speakin'?
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 2, 2020
#4:
[COVID reciting names of Republicans before bed like Arya’s list]
Trump, Melania, Kellyanne, Thom Tillis…
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 3, 2020
#5:
the president is being helicoptered to the hospital because he just likes to play things safe you know how he is
— The White House Parody (@whitehousenow) October 2, 2020
#6:
When you join a cult, but regret it the moment you realize you don’t quite fit in… pic.twitter.com/EwROmmlgRQ
— Llama in Pyjamas | #BLM (@Llama5x) October 2, 2020
#7:
Cannot stop thinking about the fact that when my ex was breaking up with me he said “you deserve someone who reads your poems”. I do not write poems.
— mayor mccheese (@pissgrandpa) October 1, 2020
#8:
UPDATE: Doctors at Walter Reed say the President is “in hypocritical condition”.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 2, 2020
#9:
what if trump died of corona and the 2020 curse was magically lifted with smoke and sparkles and upbeat music like a Disney movie ending
— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) October 2, 2020
#10:
my seasonal depression is just my regular depression wearing a santa hat
— Rob's Actually Spooky 🎃 👻 (@RobbyActually) October 1, 2020
