Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome, welcome to a new Friday-edition of our Daily in this circus of a year. For better or worse, we still have a director, a clown, and a thieving monkey in a single person and currently, this person is on its tour to collect some last votes and spread a potentious virus among its followers. But don’t despair! It seems like most of us have seen enough of this show and are ready to chase them out of town with either a cheese fountain or Mariah Carey songs. Until then please enjoy the best tweets from today!
My son has a shirt that says, “my dad can beat up your dad,” and honestly thats too much pressure
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) October 29, 2020
not yet https://t.co/vV6sxtoS8M
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) October 29, 2020
You’re spending time to save money when you should be spending money to save time.
— Naval (@naval) October 30, 2020
I stare at women in public because they’re pretty, I stare at men in case I have to describe them to a sketch artist later
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) October 30, 2020
iPhone 12 Pro’s stainless steel rails collect more fingerprints than the CSI employee of the month
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) October 30, 2020
I’m Korean, buddy. https://t.co/euntD9V6P7
— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) October 28, 2020
The most embarrassing thing about the U.S. having another civil war is it’s not even for a new reason
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) October 30, 2020
Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain pic.twitter.com/jZQ1krWcvI
— Parker (@panoparker) October 29, 2020
Trick-or-treating has been canceled, so this Halloween I will be giving out advice.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) October 29, 2020
— dinosaur (@dinoman_j) October 29, 2020