All right, everybody, we get it, it’s election season. Anybody else getting a little bored by all those increasingly aggressive reminders to vote, or is it just us? Frankly, we can’t wait for everything going back to normal, especially all politicians to stop pretending to care about us. We have a suggestion: Let’s forget about all of this for a while and simply enjoy the ten best tweets of the day. No politics involved!
I’m not an adult. I’m a child that has automatic bill payments set up.
— Wegmans❄️Emma❄️Stone (@Buffalojilll) October 5, 2020
Sex is temporary, gaming is forever, Aubrey. https://t.co/A1pHeySxAD
— Froste 💯 (@Froste) October 4, 2020
People who talk to themselves are not crazy, they are talking to themselves to avoid becoming crazy.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) October 5, 2020
I hate dating so much like truly if anyone in my life texted me “hey you’re my girlfriend now” i’d probably just go along with it so I wouldn’t have to date anymore
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) October 5, 2020
They’re mine I’m just bored pic.twitter.com/39cJbNHgY1
— Alyssa Schoener (@alyssa_schoener) October 5, 2020
Always funny when bike guys make hand signals at me. sorry bro dont speak bike nerd good luck with whatever
— Mark Beef (@brogadishu) October 4, 2020
I just saw someone refer to mansplaining as ‹correctile dysfunction› so please excuse me while I laugh hysterically for 6 hours
— Anwen Kya 🏳️🌈🇪🇺🏴 (@Kyatic) October 3, 2020
if a snake bites me i’m just going to consider myself dead https://t.co/1j9PMncFZa
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) October 4, 2020
So glad they’re masking up for that pandemic that started yesterday. https://t.co/cdmUUk3DnY
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) October 4, 2020
My dad has been doing a huge amount of childcare for us in quarantine so I’m delighted to announce my 1-year old baby gestures and shrugs like a 64-year old Jewish man.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) October 4, 2020