Today is just another day we’ve spent with our eyes closed. We can’t help it, it’s a physical reaction to tweets ALL IN CAPS. Honestly, M.D.s out there, what drug makes a person tweet in a machine gun manner? But hey, the good news is: Since every person in the White House is about to get infected, all of this might be over in a couple of days. Well, not exactly good news, of course. Anyway, it’s only 270 more tweets until this election is over, so open your eyes and let’s get started with the first 10. We hope, you enjoy them as much as we do!
what is the girl version of bromance. or are they allowed to just call it friendship
— hbomberguy (@Hbomberguy) October 6, 2020
that is 4 https://t.co/houjIXcEti
— shqueen (@shqne) October 6, 2020
At least once a month I think about the girl from my high school AP psych class who was like «We shouldn’t allow gay people to get married because then all of the girls would want to marry a girl and the population would die out. Because we would all want to marry girls. Right?»
— ritsuko akagi defense squad (@skeletonpup) October 5, 2020
Trump’s going back on the campaign trail and the enthusiasm is contagious! Oh, wait that’s not enthusiasm…
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) October 7, 2020
hi! my name’s arabella: i’m a size 4, my parents bought me a house in london fields and here’s my 17 minute video on why YOU need to stop buying fast fashion!!!!!!!!!!
— lolly (@lollyadefope) October 6, 2020
Just accidentally spilled my cat’s food all over the floor and his reaction was…. a lot 😂 pic.twitter.com/xguYNF61qd
— Kelly-Leigh Cooper (@kl_coop) October 5, 2020
Let’s be honest Jurassic Park is about capitalistic hubris not science gone wrong. The science went gloriously right
— Thea Boodhoo (@tharkibo) October 5, 2020
BIDEN 2020: HE WON’T TRY TO KILL YOU
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) October 6, 2020
putting “they/them” beside my name in zoom class when no one else is displaying their pronouns in order to signal that I am the hottest person present
— sio (@bestinsio) October 6, 2020
ARTICLE: How, at the age of just 22 did this man…
ME: Is it rich parents?
ARTICLE: … Yeah.
— Tomb Scream(hollow)man (@TNeenan) October 6, 2020