Phew! It’s another day in the election 2020 survivor edition! Luckily (and unexpectedly), all participants of the Vice-presidential Debate have survived (well, at least so far) and we even had a fly moment! But hey, let’s talk about something more delightful: It’s Thursday already, the weekend is only a couple of hours away. No work, sleeping in, brunch with friends – well, except you do shift work or are employed in the educational sector and therefore need the time to prepare for the week or you have kids. But for the remaining two people: Weekend is close! Until then please enjoy our 10 gems of the day!
if we’re being honest we do have a couple of concerns about our park’s safety
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) October 7, 2020
Y’all remember when principals used to sit in our classes & our teachers became fake nice af for a day lol
— Onyx🌑 (@Allanah_Morales) October 6, 2020
How it ended How it REALLY ended pic.twitter.com/2oA1b1F90v
— alee (@Teali_) October 5, 2020
Elect Biden so we can get some fucking work done instead of constantly checking the news.
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 6, 2020
i appreciate netflix’s skip intro button. i do not appreciate netflix giving me only like 5 seconds to find the remote while having a panic attack before they take away the skip intro button
— james (@videojames_) October 6, 2020
Pro-life (give or take 200,000 lives)
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) October 8, 2020
WHY are twentysomething women not in charge of contact tracing?? you could show my friends a photo of a random pub full of men and have their ages, occupations, probable marital status and star signs in under 30 mins! @ the government let’s GO
— monicaheisey (@monicaheisey) October 7, 2020
Well, my Cops Voter Guide just arrived in the mail, let’s just see what— pic.twitter.com/uYq5CDbudV
— Scott Zabielski (@scottzabielski) October 7, 2020
my professor LMFAOO pic.twitter.com/LBYwvvKU2J
— spooky stoned butch blues (@marnotmarx) October 5, 2020
Obviously it’s funny that Stephen Miller has it but he could have easily infected others. Please please please go get tested if you live in DC and own a Nazi memorabilia shop or a haunted sex doll brothel.
— The Stride Piper (@nomchompsky) October 6, 2020