TGIF! And after all the news from this week, we surely earned two days off. By the way, did you know, that the name Friday derives from the Roman goddess Venus, who traditionally stands for love, sex, beauty, desire, fertility, prosperity, and victory? Just in case, you have no plans for the evening yet, this might give you an idea.
Whether you enjoy the night at home or go out and try to get, well, victorious, we would love to accompany you with the ten best tweets of the day.
i quit smoking for good !!
i smoke for evil now
— jjbinx ☆*:.｡💭 (@imjjbinx) October 7, 2020
My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it’s going pretty well pic.twitter.com/SaPSogpo0r
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 8, 2020
my uncle said he wouldn’t discuss trump with me unless I said one good thing he’s done so I said he’s normalizing makeup for men and it didn’t go as I planned
— daniel but spooky™️ (@danielsogay) October 7, 2020
by age 25 you should have a pair of pants you love, seventeen pairs you despise, a restaurant you order from at least twice a week, a college friend who moved abroad but it’s not clear what for, and you should be googling “houses for sale” in places you do not and will not live.
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) October 8, 2020
I just got offered a job as a construction supervisor and I have no idea what it is but I’m broke and it pays good so I’m finna fake it till I make it 😂😂
— The Last Uchiha (@Reaganwashere_) October 7, 2020
Idk who needs to hear this but start lying on your resume.
— Josie’s Interlude (@LILJOSIEEVERT) October 6, 2020
ME SEEING A CELEBRITY IS TWO DAYS OLDER THAN ME: oh good, I still have time
— Wenzler Powers (@WenzlerPowers) October 9, 2020
Trump is literally just tweeting, all day, every day, he does nothing else. Honestly I’ve never felt more qualified to be president
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) October 7, 2020
Since the fire we’ve been staying in a place where my son’s room shares a vent with our room and I have never ever ever wanted this level of access into the conversations of 12 year old boys.
— Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) October 9, 2020
yo Pixar maybe chill with the dying movies we’re all dying do a bug one again or some shit
— philip matarese (@philorphilip) October 8, 2020