Hell yes, the weekend is just a few hours away. Uhm… wait, it’s Thursday! Anyway, in a few hours from now the weekend will be just a few hours away. Some say, Thursday is just the tiny brother of Friday. But don’t trust them, it’s a childish excuse for drinking beer & booze on workdays. Where were we? Ah yes, here are 10 top tweets for today.
#1:
So basically America has adapted to working, living, operating in A WHOLE PANDEMIC. I’m guilty of this also, but it just hit me, that we made living with Covid-19 our new normal instead of trying to get rid of it completely like other countries have done.. our minds are so warped
— Chan The Filmmaker (@chancsmith_) September 7, 2020
#2:
Imagine ur card declines at the pharmacy and they swallow all ur pills right in front of u
— ً (@desktwink) September 7, 2020
#3:
— Gatitos que curan tu depresión 🐱 (@gatitos_qctd) September 7, 2020
#4:
Shakira at age 43 Me at age 25 pic.twitter.com/vgmZJdvSl1
— LIDIO 🧜♂️🦋 (@lidiorojasss) September 8, 2020
#5:
online school sucks bc i can’t ask the person sitting next to me what we’re supposed to be doing
— soph (@wacksoph) September 8, 2020
#6:
I hate pending payments. Just take that shit so I can start my healing process.
— Yogi P. (@ItsPorter) September 6, 2020
#7:
Labor Day is the national holiday where people who are against raising the minimum wage get an extra day off to be waited on by people who need a higher minimum wage
— micco caporale (@miccoslays) September 7, 2020
#8:
If Hillary were president for COVID, 16,000 Americans would’ve died and it would be the only thing Republicans would talk about until the end of time
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) September 9, 2020
#9:
from a young age i was taught that any significant drive that begins before 10:30am *must* include a mcdonald's breakfast
— nix (@artificialnix) September 9, 2020
#10:
LOVE WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME "DON'T THINK SO MUCH" LIKE OH MAN THANK YOU I WILL JUST GO AHEAD AND SET MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE TO OCEAN SOUNDS INSTEAD OF WORRY MAN I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) September 9, 2020
