What do you think about people who drink their coffee black? Are they ordinary people or are they hiding something? Or do they want to prove something to someone? We don’t know. . . Can you tell us? How do you drink your coffee? While thinking about that, enjoy our Daily!
“wE cAn DisAgReE aNd StIlL bE fRiEnDs”
yeah bitch, about pizza toppings, not racism. gtfo my face.
— William Vercetti (@williamvercetti) September 14, 2020
In case you guys are wondering how being manager is going……no one showed up today because I forgot to make this weeks schedule
— ari (@AriiiGonzalezV) September 14, 2020
i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) September 15, 2020
"i will not be manipulated in my own fucking house" i yell as i reach for my cat's treats again
— james (@videojames_) September 15, 2020
god: let there be light
plant: looks tasty
plant: can i eat it?
god: well no-
plant: i think im gonna eat it
— green eggs and sam (@socksandsamdals) September 15, 2020
What are people who drink their coffee black trying to prove?
— millercycle (@millercycle) September 14, 2020
4-year-old: I found a caterpillar. It's not poisonous.
Me: How do you know?
4: I licked it.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 14, 2020
My landlord texted me this after I got some playstation games for his 10 year old daughter pic.twitter.com/gbfATh7GFL
— Gabby (@gabs820) September 15, 2020
In ocean's eleven one guy's job was to give a suitcase to somebody and he got the same amount of money as the guy who had to do acrobatics inside a vault
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) September 15, 2020
My wife went to work.
My kids are at school.
I am home alone for the first time since March.
I need an adult.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 15, 2020