Many of you have probably already had to submit a scientific paper including an abstract. Yes, this hellish torment, which is praised in the free abstract as a miracle itself and is in fact often an accumulation of quotations in order to complete pages. The perfect portrayal for this has now been found on Twitter! We show it to you in our Daily!
#1:
Them: Hey remember in the beginning of quarantine when we were all wiping our groceries? Lol.
Me: Yeah! So stupid. We were so stupid and definitely aren’t doing that anymore!
*pulls carrots out of a trough of dishwashing liquid*
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) September 16, 2020
#2:
I don’t have a therapist, but the Taco Bell cashier knows me by name
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) September 16, 2020
#3:
Has anyone tried biting a zombie to see if they just turn back into people?
— Crockett (@CrockettForReal) September 16, 2020
#4:
girls be like “happy birthday to the craziest person i know” and it’s just sarah
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) September 16, 2020
#5:
the abstract the paper pic.twitter.com/CohLwr28j4
— Dr. Geistbot, PhD (@Geistb0t) September 16, 2020
#6:
how does everyone know when fruits are in season.. when did u learn that. did i miss fruit season day in algebra. did u swallow a farmers almanac. why are peaches only in season for 8 hours a year
— thomas (@perfectsweeties) September 16, 2020
#7:
I have a few questions…pic.twitter.com/DLsXtDlJuF
— Rex Chapman (@RexChapman) September 9, 2020
#8:
messaged a girl “i like ur photo wall!” in zoom class and she turned off her camera
— rafia (@rafia_afzal_) September 16, 2020
#9:
— Daniel Barrett (@DanielJBarrett) September 14, 2020
#10:
Hi America (New Zealand here)
So do we still refer to you as the USA?
Or just New Russia?— Andre Delamare #resistance (@delanightmares) September 16, 2020
