Hello and welcome to a brand new episode of «The Shitty Day Nobody Asked For». We’ll be your guides. Don’t kill anyone, don’t cry, just read our top tweets for today and eat some delicious pie. Enjoy!
#1:
That matte blue scooby doo fruit snack always hit different
— Bunf (@deecupine) September 20, 2020
#2:
My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
— Sarah (@MaidenSarah1) September 19, 2020
#3:
Fluid dynamics in all its glory. 🤓#Science #Experiment #ScienceTwitter pic.twitter.com/ZzoI4h5iYI
— Jenna 🌻 (@JennaB_Explorer) September 20, 2020
#4:
🤷♂️😂 pic.twitter.com/h2nvEiK8mi
— CCTV_IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) September 19, 2020
#5:
You can put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie.
— Paris Price (@realparisprice) September 18, 2020
#6:
having a wedding and expressing your emotions in front of your family and friends just seems like it would be in the top 2 embarrassing moments of life and not 2
— hans (@voteforhani) September 20, 2020
#7:
if u are feeling sad pls look at this cute duck 💜 pic.twitter.com/gVWRPnH47f
— kat 😼 is on follow limit (@wamlart) September 20, 2020
#8:
this remains one of the best cat videos on the internet pic.twitter.com/gQF2hXaWQY
— roslyn talusan (@rozzybox) September 19, 2020
#9:
Foxes are cat software running on dog hardware with a dolphin soundboard.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) September 20, 2020
#10:
[marketing meeting]
Me: shamcum
Board: no
Me: shampiss
Board: no
Me: shamblood
*an hour later*
Me: shampoo
Board: ok yes fine— David Hughes (@david8hughes) September 14, 2020
