The weekend is approaching. Do you have any plans for it? Do something with the family, just let the soul relax in nature or lazy Netflix and chill? No matter what you’re up to, we’ll accompany you with our Daily! Have a wonderful day!
#1:
“I know someone who” me about someone 4000 miles away whose tweets I like occasionally
— Rhiannon (@hypocriting) September 22, 2020
#2:
Maybe not the best name, IKEA pic.twitter.com/BhF4zWEeVk
— You Had One Job! (@_youhadonejob1) September 24, 2020
#3:
For the most intelligent species on the planet, you sure are the least intelligent species on the planet.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 24, 2020
#4:
Every website for a restaurant should go straight to the menu.
— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) September 23, 2020
#5:
girls using: guys using: pic.twitter.com/SqAw6pG0jJ
— (@tatyanaolivia) September 22, 2020
#6:
The term ‘covfefe’ has been searched over 9,000 times on Pornhub.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 24, 2020
#7:
This answer from a US President, on its own, is an impeachable offense. Our republic is collapsing around us. Wake the fuck up. https://t.co/WphOwLE3bN
— David Simon (@AoDespair) September 24, 2020
#8:
How do I click “I’ve been registered to vote since I was 18 please stop harassing me” on all platforms
— ℓινι (@ohhbee) September 22, 2020
#9:
Virtual meetings are basically modern seances.
“Elizabeth are you here?”
“Make a sound if you can hear us.”
“Is anyone else with you?”
“We can’t see you, can you hear us?”
— Lana Del Gay (@McClellandShane) September 23, 2020
#10:
Birds: um are you ok
Bats: ǝuᴉɟ ǝɹ,ǝʍ sǝʎ
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) September 23, 2020
