Do you enjoy the first autumn weekend? We certainly do, yet there’s still time left for our hunt for the best tweets of the day. And here comes our Daily for you!
Me: Wake up.
8-year-old: What are we doing today?
Me: Cleaning the house.
8: Wake me up tomorrow.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 27, 2020
ladies, here you can learn how to give a shit about others while breastfeeding your babies in public https://t.co/EsQsaqWiL1
— Ghislaine von Bunsen (@Dr_Gretchen) September 24, 2020
My boyfriend really booked an airbnb with BUNK BEDS for our ANNIVERSARY pic.twitter.com/jpeqtv1jHC
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) September 26, 2020
911: whats ur emergency
me: stolen car
911: are u sure. u did this last week cuz u parked behind a bigger ca–
me: ope found it
— thomas (@perfectsweeties) September 25, 2020
i want the brain chemistry that let's me think things like this are cute pic.twitter.com/bj3zaeyBgG
— ashley ray (@theashleyray) September 25, 2020
when you have your mum on social media https://t.co/rHDeK5QxWq
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) September 26, 2020
Instead of telling children “kids in Africa are starving,” let’s say “some kids in your class go to bed hungry.” That way we can help remove racial/cultural stereotypes and also give children a more accurate and applicable view of poverty.
— Sydney Weber (@weber_syd) September 21, 2020
colleges: what do u want
students: free parking & textbooks
colleges: we hear u loud and clear
students: do u
colleges: yes. what u want is a brand new football stadium
— randy (@randypaint) September 25, 2020
Sometimes all that’s left to say can be said on a snarky T-shirt pic.twitter.com/N8Yr8Fszns
— Kristen Seversky (@KR1573N) September 26, 2020
this is what happens when we drain pumpkins of their spice, think twice before u order that latte pic.twitter.com/b84HfIStcy
— Kenz0’s Haunting Hour (@jollyrogerbae) September 25, 2020