Some people can scream for an hour or longer without their voices giving up or damaging them. In fact they learned to scream correctly. It is unclear if the first screamer discovered this technique on a regular workday, but if he or she did, we assume it was on a Monday. Luckily, we have 10 Twitter gems that will make you forget about all your weekly fears and horrors.
#1:
MAKE AMERICA GREAT! pic.twitter.com/b8WKKnnDdc
— spooky barry bongss👻🎃💀 (@barrybongss2) September 23, 2020
#2:
I don’t get it when I see skinny people running….. aren’t you done???
— J*ckie (@jackies_backie) September 27, 2020
#3:
Grad school in 2020 feels like trying to build ikea furniture while the house is on fire
— Scott Cohn (@ScottCohn97) September 26, 2020
#4:
mario’s parties suck ass imagine you go to your friends house and there’s no beer and he’s like let’s play tug of war with my brother and my wife
— joey pepperoni (@joetumay) September 26, 2020
#5:
the cool thing about rigged tax codes, and 40 hour work weeks, and health insurance, and electoral colleges, is that it's all fake shit we made up and literally do not have to do
— rob (@robwhisman) September 28, 2020
#6:
excellent source of vitamin eeeeeee pic.twitter.com/uavH3AYEMP
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) September 27, 2020
#7:
if a babies life begins at conception why can’t I use the carpool lane right after I have unprotected sex
— Marisa Galvez (@masiragz) September 26, 2020
#8:
Law is wild. People venerate stuff written over 200 years ago. In medicine we’re like “look what these ancient dummies thought in the 1990s”
— Erek Majka (@ErekMajka) September 27, 2020
#9:
me cooking mozzarella sticks in the oven pic.twitter.com/4eMAIQPtYa
— seven (@inchpenis) September 24, 2020
#10:
i wake up every morning and think “lol we’re so fucked” and then i just go about my stupid day. insane
— no ❤️ (@bijanstephen) September 27, 2020
