While Election Day is getting closer, the attacks and discussions are reaching a new level of agression and personal attacks. From both sides, if I may add. There was a time when «I think both of us have a point and i honestly don’t know very much about this specific topic» was a pretty normal thing to say. Now it’s more the Hunger Games period of rhetoric. Perhaps we should abandon the idea of a human president altogether and let cute animals decide our fate. I personally would choose to see a racoon fighting an angry otter over Trump vs Biden live on TV in a heartbeat.
Where were we? Ah, yes. Our Daily. Enjoy!
Ok this next idea is a website called “Ancestry” where you mail me your entire genetic code and I sell it to the government
— raina (@quakerraina) September 28, 2020
The two types of friends when someone insults you:
Type 1: Aw, that sucks. I’m sorry. Wanna talk about it?
Type 2: They said WHAT? What’s their name? Nvm I found their social media. Lol they got nerve with their RAT ASS DOG ASS UGLY ASS FACE AND THEIR MESSY ASS DUMB ASS OLD ASS
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) September 29, 2020
me addressing my teammates before the game: don’t let them get in your head
me calling my mom after the first play: how do you know number 13
— brent (@murrman5) September 29, 2020
Please can we skip Daylight Saving this year? I can’t handle an extra minute, let alone an extra hour, of 2020.
— Smile & Nod (@AndLookPretty) September 28, 2020
me, driving at 3am: oo so fun cool adventure
me, seeing another car at 3am: what the fuck are u up to u shady bastard
— tatum (@50FirstTates) September 29, 2020
No more presidents! Society has progressed beyond the need for presidents! Replace the government with raccoons & let the garbage lords decide our fate!
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) September 28, 2020
When hubby asks what’s wrong but he should know pic.twitter.com/zMW79eDSfr
— Julicorn 🦄 (@ChicksRule) September 28, 2020
will having cake for breakfast help you live longer? leading medical experts say “what? who let you in here?”
— Ordinary (@OrdinaryAlso) September 28, 2020
them: i don't see ur email
me [sending email for the first time]: hm thats weird let me resend it
— tatum (@50FirstTates) September 28, 2020
My wife just yelled at me for not warning her that I was about to sneeze if any of you are thinking of getting into a relationship.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 26, 2020