Stimulant, life elixir, savior in need – what would the human species be without coffee? Tired, very tired. Whether in the morning for breakfast or in the evening for the night shift, coffee accompanies us through the day. We’ve chosen 11 funny tweets about coffee especially for you! Have fun!
Just sang “maybe this time” to the second cup of coffee
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) April 3, 2020
Her: how do you take your coffee?
Me: usually just with my hands
— Sock Hollidre (@sock_holliday) January 7, 2020
My toxic trait is that the barista of the Starbucks I go to thinks she remembers my order and gives me the wrong thing every day but she gets so excited and happy she remembers so I don’t correct her and just drink it
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) January 8, 2020
middle aged white women say “don’t talk to me before I get my coffee” but then get their coffee and are still mean to everyone
— Chase (@chaselyons) January 29, 2020
the funniest thing my dad ever did was this one time at a coffee shop my mom needed something to stir her coffee so my dad got up and came back with a piece of raw linguini and my mom was just like "jeff where did you get this"
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) December 6, 2019
”I brought you coffee” is a love language
— Andrew Zaffina (@AndrewZaffina) August 29, 2020
BARISTA: what can I get you
ME: medium roast please
B: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhouette of a potato
M: *under breath* damn
— Shenanigans (@Shenanigans_luv) March 1, 2018
*opens a coffee shop where oat milk is the default and people have to pay extra if they want dairy*
— chefston👩🏻🍳Ⓥ (@westonvandorn) July 21, 2020
date: coffee please
me: she said coffee
— john (@mrjohndarby) January 7, 2020
me: [calling gf] hey i’m christmas shopping. what size do u get again
gf: how do u not know that? god its so fucking frustrating that u never pay attention to m-
me: [to barista] she’ll have a venti i guess
— randy (@randypaint) November 29, 2019
found a photographer on TikTok and he only travels the world alone making coffee every morning in different places. ask me again what my dream is. pic.twitter.com/dbSsxBZJ6y
— Tj ✨ (@traceeyjantom) May 7, 2020
"I love you"
"I got you iced coffee”
— Starbucks Philippines (@starbucksph) August 30, 2020