Most of you know both sides. Everybody is a customer at some point and many of you may have worked in a little shop, a restaurant or at the grocery store while being in high school. So many of you will definitely know the rage, an unsatisfied grousing customer can trigger. Well ok, calm down, we don’t want you to be mad at us by remembering you of those hard times Better read this gallery of funny Tweets about Customers and allow yourself a little break with a Cookie and our Best of!
cashier: paper or plastic
me: it’s a debit card
cashier: no for your milk
me: oh haha liquid’s fine
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) September 28, 2019
Me: [crying so hard I can't breathe] why
Waiter: [returning my plate] sorry, I thought you were done
— moody monday (@mdob11) October 18, 2015
My grocery list:
1. Don’t run into anyone I know
— Duck (@dregvader) December 14, 2019
[Bath & Body Works]
Me: I need a bottle of body lotion for my wife.
S: These are Buy 3 Get 1 Free.
Me: I just need this one here
S: That's not Buy 3 Get 1 but it IS Buy 1 Get 2 and if you buy this one here it's Buy 2 Get 3 Free.
Me [leaving with 300 bottles]: how did this happen
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 21, 2018
Customers: go back to school and get a “real” job.
Also customers: pic.twitter.com/a2p5rwxUrl
— Angry Barman (@angry_barman) January 13, 2020
Cashier at grocery store, “HI THERE! ARE WE HAVING A GOOD MORNING?”
Me, “Please…I have a family.”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) September 16, 2018
Hell yes I want to apply for your store credit card. Let’s go through the entire process now while the shoppers in line behind me fantasize about my brutal murder.
— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) June 10, 2018
Okay by a show of hands, how many of you open the egg carton while shopping to make sure the eggs aren’t broken?
The rest of you give me anxiety.
— que cera sarah 🤷 (@dooz_er) January 27, 2020
Hello I genuinely think I might get fired today because a customer just told me “if you want to look more professional you should consider straightening your hair” and I, without blinking, responded “if you want to look more professional you should consider being less racist”
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) December 28, 2019
I worked at forever 21 as a cashier and i guess the customer i rang up was an ig baddie because a few people recognized her but I didn’t and when I checked her out she was like “this line is so long do you know who i am” and I said “no sorry” and then her card declined for $1.35
— m (@okaishawty) January 24, 2020
Me: there’s just no way you ONLY have air conditioners
Lowes employee: *visibly uncomfortable*
Me: here’s the thing Curp
Lowes employee: it’s Curt
Me: here’s the thing Curd. I’m gonna need you to show me where the air shampoos are
— Buffalo❄Jill (@Buffalojilll) August 23, 2019