having a wedding and expressing your emotions in front of your family and friends just seems like it would be in the top 2 embarrassing moments of life and not 2

Best of Twitter from September 21, 2020

Hello and welcome to a brand new episode of „The Shitty Day Nobody Asked For“. We’ll be your guides. Don’t kill anyone, don’t cry, just read our top tweets for today and eat some delicious …

Best of Twitter from September 19, 2020

Today isn’t the day for snarky comments or wine puns. Ruth Bader Ginsburg, no one less than a legend, died. One of the first women to study law at Harvard, the first woman to teach …

Best of Twitter from September 18, 2020

Friday everyone, finally Friday! This means it’s time to…isolate yourself like a caveman* because people are pretty irresponsible, there’s still a pandemic out there and no one has seen those murder hornets. Which means chances …

how does everyone know when fruits are in season.. when did u learn that. did i miss fruit season day in algebra. did u swallow a farmers almanac. why are peaches only in season for 8 hours a year

Best of Twitter from September 17, 2020

Many of you have probably already had to submit a scientific paper including an abstract. Yes, this hellish torment, which is praised in the free abstract as a miracle itself and is in fact often …

4-year-old: I found a caterpillar. It's not poisonous. Me: How do you know? 4: I licked it.

Best of Twitter from September 16, 2020

What do you think about people who drink their coffee black? Are they ordinary people or are they hiding something? Or do they want to prove something to someone? We don’t know. . . Can …

Best of Twitter from September 15, 2020

Imagine being a baby koala. All you have to do is look cute and do adorable things, so people love you. Basically the opposite of what Trump is doing everyday, but you got to admit: …

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs

Best of Twitter from September 14, 2020

Hi folks! It’s Monday again. Feel free to scream, cry and jump round in panic. It won’t help you, but it gives you a better feeling overall. This can basically serve as a free workout. …

As the weekend comes to an end and we go on to our shi.. I mean happiest jobs, we Best of Twitter would like to end today with a bang. We would like to get your Monday started on a good note. We want you to wake up and be thankful for us. So, without further ado here is your Best of Twitter from Today!

Best of Twitter from September 13, 2020

As the weekend comes to an end and we go on to our shi.., I mean amazing jobs. Best of Twitter would like to end today with a bang. We would like to get your …

Best of Twitter from September 12, 2020

Aaaand like the one annoying ex everyone of us has, the summer is back unexpected. One last time to have ice cream at a park, a pack of beers at night with a friend. Or …