Best of Twitter from October 24, 2020

So it’s Saturday. Again. Sometimes it feels like there’s some kind of circle, where things are happening over and over…nah, probably just our imagination. Anyway, traditionally Saturday is the time for some kind of family …

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Best of Twitter from October 23, 2020

Have you watched the presidential debate last night? If so, tell us your secret: How did you manage not to fall asleep? Maybe, it helped that President Trump had another run into the world of …

Former President Barack Obama is campaigning for Joe Biden. The U. S. is suing Google. Finally stickers for adults. Twitter released retweet feature specifically tailored to US President Donald Trump. That's the news of the day. We wish you a lot of fun with the Daily!

Best of Twitter from October 22, 2020

Former President Barack Obama is campaigning for Joe Biden. The U. S. is suing Google. Finally stickers for adults. Twitter released retweet feature specifically tailored to US President Donald Trump. That’s the news of the …

Yesterday, I told my Covid patient just before we intubated him that I was with him & he wasn’t alone. Scared beyond belief, he nodded at me. I found out he died today. This is not a political scheme. This is not a prank. This is real. We are so tired. Please wear a mask. Please

Best of Twitter from October 21, 2020

Have you ever thought about whether, and if so, what animals think? What do they think of their humans, and do they maybe even judge their conspecifics? Interesting food for thought, isn’t it? That’s a …

People love to talk about how liberal California is, but outside of LA and The Bay Area, California is basically Texas.

Best of Twitter from October 20, 2020

How would you like ten thousand hungry ducks all over your garden? Pretty frightening? Actually, it’s the cutest thing we’ve seen this week so far! And we haven’t even mentioned that they eat insects! All …

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Best of Twitter from October 19, 2020

Hello there. Long story short: alarm, snooze, alarm, snooze, alarm, f*ck, coffee, shower, clothes, where are my wallet & my keys, missed the bus, arrived at work, hated everything, yelled at colleagues and acted like …

What The Fuck Is In That Tupperware?? ~ Cleaning Out The Fridge: A Memoir

Best of Twitter from October 18, 2020

Again a weekend is over and a cosy Sunday comes to an end on the couch. How about a glass of wine now? Or a cup of tea? Want a chocolate with that? And on …

Best of Twitter from October 17, 2020

Welcome everyone, we’ve reached the half time of this weekend. We hope you enjoyed it so far with music, dance (alone at home of course, because social distancing and DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT’S …

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Best of Twitter from October 16, 2020

YES, it’s Friday again and the weekend is almost there. In case you plan to spend the next days standing in an endless line, we would like to give you a survival package (spoiler: it …

Kris Jenner be 64 dating a 39 year old... I should stress no more... my future boo probably struggling through 10th grade maths right now.... “you’re doing amazing sweetie!”

Best of Twitter from Ocotober 15, 2020

Do you still remember the times when you were at the club until 6 or 7 a.m. and sometimes watched the sunrise after the party? Good old times. I think we all know the feeling …